haha... the sweetest thing.
"one time i nibbled on a piece of cheese and my cholesterol level went up to 100"
"guess what my skis are" .. (what) .. "toe-nails from a man"
"guess what i do for adventure" .. (what) .. "i hand-glide on a Dorito"
"guess what i use as a pen" .. (what) .. "i use a pen, but it takes the whole family"
"i'm afraid to drink soda because i'm afraid the bubbles will make me float up onto the ceiling"
"sometimes people say that my head is too big for my body, and then i said 'compared to what'?"
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